i want to be asexual or an under water creature

So I have decided I should like to become a seahorse and live an asexual life. I can spend my days deep beneath the briny sea playing with the sea monkies in the sea weeds as they wave in the currents. I will have a pet sea cucumber and live beside a sea anemone. I will scavenge the moist sand of the bottom of the ocean for rare nautical items and sell them on eBay. I can even have a guest spot on a National Geographic episode
Insert dream sequence:
“Bonjour! I am Jacques Cousteau; tonight we are delving deep in to the ocean to explore the adventures of the lesser impressive sea animals. So come with me as we venture deep beneath the briny sea as we go in search of the elusive sea monkey. Join me as we explore the wet and whimsical world of the under water beings. Zut alor! Look my friends it is a lone sea horse, asexual and delightful at the same time….”

Now that would be the life.